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By Garrison Keillor

Stories, monologues, and essays through Garrison Keillor, founder and host of A Prairie domestic Companion

The first retrospective from New York Times–bestselling writer Garrison Keillor celebrates the humor and knowledge of this grasp storyteller. With an advent and headnotes via the writer, in addition to accompanying pictures and memorabilia, The Keillor Reader brings jointly an entire diversity of Keillor’s paintings. incorporated are the “Pontoon” monologue, within which twenty-four Lutheran pastors capsize a ship as a parasail and hot-air balloon maneuver above; the Alaska adventures wrestler Jimmy “Big Boy” Valenti; a brand new model of “Casey on the Bat”; an resourceful memoir of lifestyles on the New Yorker; and a collection of precepts for all times, “What Have We realized So Far?”

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